listenerking: tell me your story
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About Me:
They describe me an alpha male on beta blockers .
Things you need to know about me.
First off, if we go out, you’re paying.
Not just for me but for my wife if she shows up.
And she’s a drinker. Sex isn’t guaranteed after that.
If I’m interested, I’ll place my underpants on the table.
Fold them in three and place them in your handbag.
Return them washed and we will consummate passionately.
I dislike women who aren’t shallow. A plus if you wear my mom’s perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left.
I’m 6ft&4inches. Those are 2 measurements, wink wink
My Ideal Match:
But if you are the kind or woman who likes to pee on men, hmm
I have to think about that. Just kidding. I will let you do it once maybe 3 times max. Screw it, 10 times or how about 20? Ah heck just pee on me every time you see me. That way we keep it simple.
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hi from south texasAnyone want to have a sexy chat with my wife