Irmajean: Get tattooed, shows you're not afraid of commitment 💖
Basic:
42 year old Woman, 5'6" (168 cm)
Seeking:
Man, for Lets Hang Out / Chat / Friends
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Body Type:
Thin
Personality:
Free Thinker
Profession:
Businesses owner
Education:
Some College/University
Religion:
Other
Misc:
Non-smoker, Non-Drinker, No Drugs
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Martial Status:
Single
Hair Color:
Brown
Eye Color:
Green
Longest Relationship:
Over 10 years
Second Language:
Spanish
My Exercise Habits:
Not Specified
Has Children?
Yes - All over 18 years old
Want Children?
No
Has Pets?
Cat(s)
Has Car?
Yes
Political Views:
Anarchist
Postal Zip Code Area:
90717, CA
About Me:
Conspiracy theories, vegan, swimming in the ocean, obsessed with animals and being kind to them, lover of all things old-timey, thrifting, antiquing, hammocks on warm evenings, live music, sound frequencies, reading Carl Jung and Jungian theories, listening to Alan Watts lectures, painting and thinking of Frida Kahlo, arts and crafts and all things DIY, pondering the meaning of life and not giving a shit about what the government wants because it's a bunch of garbage and they can f*ck off ...no drinking or smoking or drugging for me, I'm already quirky on the natch. I don't care if you drink/smoke/ whatever as long as you take care of business and are a good person and it doesn't come before me. I have a huge garden and grow lots of veggies year round, I cook dinner a minimum of 5 nights a week and I actually *enjoy* doing housework (assuming my partner is a loving and kind person and not an ungrateful POS) . I'm an artist, have my own business and can work from home or almost anywhere...I love to fix things myself and I love to learn in the process, weather it's something on my truck or something on the dryer, I want to figure it out and take it apart and put it back together again. Super satisfying. I have two grown kids and they are some of my best friends, we have a lot of fun no matter what we do.
I am NOT for you if : you're hard core liberal or still believe the government has your best interest in mind, if you don't have any tattoos, if you're under the age of 45, if you love the snow, if you dislike animals, if you think the moon landing was real, if you're disrespectful to women or anyone for no reason other than you think you're better than them, if you are lazy or a full blown alcoholic/addict or just a selfish person and always put your needs or wants before mine, if you are not into getting it on at least a few times a week, if you are often told by people who know you that you have an anger problem or are a narcissist or are an a**hole for things you say and do....
I am NOT for you if : you're hard core liberal or still believe the government has your best interest in mind, if you don't have any tattoos, if you're under the age of 45, if you love the snow, if you dislike animals, if you think the moon landing was real, if you're disrespectful to women or anyone for no reason other than you think you're better than them, if you are lazy or a full blown alcoholic/addict or just a selfish person and always put your needs or wants before mine, if you are not into getting it on at least a few times a week, if you are often told by people who know you that you have an anger problem or are a narcissist or are an a**hole for things you say and do....
My Ideal Match:
I AM all yours if : gotta have tattoos, I prefer a "dad bod" for sure no skinny men (I will break you), let me do all the things I want to do around the house and do them my way (cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc), will tell me I'm pretty every day or every other day, take a compliment (or lots of them) from me and not argue, are over 45(over 50 is better), enjoy riding the countryside on a Harley or in an old truck, will let me foster lots of kittens in the summer time and you MUST LOVE ANIMALS. For reals, what is not to love? I talk to them by the way so you have to be cool with that too. You must be ok with me spending time in the garden and fixing old shit and it taking forever because I don't know what I'm doing and I'm teaching myself as I go, you have to be ok with me spending about an hour in the bathtub every night, you are welcome to join me if you want, I am very much of a crunchy hippie and I try to take the holistic approach to health care and not go to the doctor if I can avoid it so you should expect to be hearing about herbs and tinctures and sound baths and breathing exercises on the daily...oh and I have to be the only one for you, no flirting with other women or liking photos of scantily clad chicks on social media (unless it's me)... that can actually be the deal breaker most of the time and not any of the other weird things I mentioned. What's up with men feeling entitled to gawk and give sexual attention to women who aren't their own and not think that they are being hurtful and disrespectful? Well, you get out what you put and if you can pull off being ever so boldly loyal, I'd be sure to love you for it and make your life that much sweeter 💗
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Ladies, before taking that final leap and saying "I Do", What are the three MUST HAVES your man has to possess before you will walk down the aisle, take the golden shackle (Ring), and say the two words that will change his life and his bank account forever?
The MUST HAVES can be personal, physical, material, genetic, sexual, or any other trait that you think is important. Please explain why you think these three things are so important. Thanks.
1.Tattoos - a minimum of 3 large ones but it's much much better if he's covered in them. Why? It's hot and interesting and the man isn't afraid of commitment.
2. Financial stability - this doesn't mean he has to be filthy rich or anything even close, it just means he isn't constantly broke and unable to be self sustaining. "Comfortable" is the word I'd use. Why? Because I have had relationships where 99% of the stress came from financial insecurity and struggling to make ends meet and it was from the dude not wanting to work or having an addiction of some sort. So when I say financial security, it's not actually about money or equity (of course it's part of it though because that's a big part of survival as a human in this life) , it's more about knowing that many times there's an unmanageable lifestyle hiding behind financial wreckage and I am not compatible with that bullshit.
3. Loyalty- He must adore me (and only me), he must have my back at all times and if he's talking about me it's in a good way because he's proud of me. Absolutely no cheating or even flirting with other women. Period. I don't give a f*ck if he has female friends as long as he's transparent with me and always makes me #1 Why? Take a wild guess...if you guessed that I've been cheated on and lied to and stabbed in the back and verbally abused then you're correct! Never again. I'd rather be single and hang out by myself or with friends than deal with that shit ever again.
Are these 3 things too much to ask for? ..
In return for these 3 things my man would get showered with appreciation and support from me. I cook dinner a minimum of 5 nights a week and am happy to make lunches to go or to eat at home as well as do all the grocery shopping and dishes, I do his laundry and fold his clothes so he's always able to feel good about his appearance and I keep the house clean and organized so he's comfortable and able to relax...yes I'm describing a house wife! Gasp! But I actually have my own business that I run from home and I am a busy lady, so you won't catch me sitting watching soap operas and eating bonbons... I'm an artist and I actually sell my work and create custom orders regularly, I'm an enthusiastic gardener and grow dozens of different veggies every year in my garden so we'll almost always have organic produce to eat, I also like to save money across the board and only shop at thrift stores and flea markets and like to fix broken appliances myself instead of hiring someone... there's so much I bring to the table that would make a man's life so rad, maybe most of all the sex. Lots of passionate sex.
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My suggestion would be focusing your search for females in a radius of no more than a few hours drive from you. If I were you I'd probably go on Facebook or Instagram and look up my location or places to visit in my area like sports arenas if you're into sports or art supply stores or galleries if you're an artist or whatever places you like to go, and then see who follows or likes those places and check out the profiles of the hot single women...then send them a message asking them something sort of innocent and also throwing in that they are absolutely gorgeous. If they respond with a thank you or anything at all really, you can start small talk but always add how pretty they are to whatever your talking about. Obviously don't be a broken record or be creepy and give them compliments if they voice that that makes them uncomfortable, just remember that women get turned... on when we are made to feel beautiful and sexy and wanted. That's all you're trying to do at first, just make her feel special and unique and hot as hell without jumping right into sexual things. Little by little you can steer the convo towards how stoked you'd be if you were able to (fill in the blank) with her and there ya go!
Worst case scenario, a drunk chick who's feeling frisky will message you back and she'll be down to get showered with compliments and send you all sorts of crazy pics and wild texts...at least for one night. If she's a raging alcoholic then maybe she's in it for the long haul and hopefully you can gently suggest she checks out a meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous sooner rather than later.
Shit, now I'm thinking I should find single women in my area to message...