BigCuddleMonster: Last Gentleman Alive
Basic:
45 year old Man, 5'10" (178 cm)
Seeking:
Woman, for Long Term Relationship
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Body Type:
Average
Personality:
Class Clown
City:
Profession:
Landlord
Education:
Some College/University
Religion:
Christian: Other Denomination or Non-Denominational
Misc:
Smokes Sometimes, Non-Drinker, No Drugs
I like to look sharp
Match Summary:
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Martial Status:
Single
Hair Color:
Brown
Eye Color:
Blue
Longest Relationship:
Over 3 years
Second Language:
No Second Language
My Exercise Habits:
1-2 Times Per Week
Has Children?
Yes - All over 18 years old
Want Children?
Undecided
Has Pets?
Dog(s)
Has Car?
No
Political Views:
I Dont Follow Politics
Postal Zip Code Area:
74115, OK
About Me:
I am an oddity among the people around me. I do things backwards from others without meaning to... guess I'm just hardwired that way. I enjoy making people laugh because laughter is the cheapest, most addictive act in the world that makes all your problems seem to vanish while engaging in it, I like to hand out smiles on peoples faces like it is candy in my pocket.
With that being said...
I love to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. I enjoy watching midgets try to mud wrestle. I only date women shorter than me and Chinese guys. I like to lick dead batteries and make love to worn out light bulbs. My favorite thing to do on the weekend is to lay naked on the couch with my feet soaking in a big bowl of sour scream and watch dutch Amish porn scenes while I shave a balloon dipping in whip cream and try not to break it. I believe that all people that wear the color yellow can't not be trusted, they WILL steal your cookie when you aren't looking and blame it on the cat. I believe in the existence of underwear gnomes that steal your underwear, sometimes while you are still wearing it and have traced their ancestry back to the middle ages and proved that is why they use to wear chastity belts on the girls and plate armor for the guys. I believe that some people have just been placed on this earth to make life much more "interesting" for the rest of us and its Gods little joke that we have to find out which ones they are the hard way. And in closing I hope reading this the gnomes haven't stole your underwear, nobody stole your cookie and you realize that everything past the first paragraph of this was a creative line of BS just to capture your attention while I licked all your batteries while you weren't looking. "WHAT?!!! Don't look at me, the cat did it!"
With that being said...
I love to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. I enjoy watching midgets try to mud wrestle. I only date women shorter than me and Chinese guys. I like to lick dead batteries and make love to worn out light bulbs. My favorite thing to do on the weekend is to lay naked on the couch with my feet soaking in a big bowl of sour scream and watch dutch Amish porn scenes while I shave a balloon dipping in whip cream and try not to break it. I believe that all people that wear the color yellow can't not be trusted, they WILL steal your cookie when you aren't looking and blame it on the cat. I believe in the existence of underwear gnomes that steal your underwear, sometimes while you are still wearing it and have traced their ancestry back to the middle ages and proved that is why they use to wear chastity belts on the girls and plate armor for the guys. I believe that some people have just been placed on this earth to make life much more "interesting" for the rest of us and its Gods little joke that we have to find out which ones they are the hard way. And in closing I hope reading this the gnomes haven't stole your underwear, nobody stole your cookie and you realize that everything past the first paragraph of this was a creative line of BS just to capture your attention while I licked all your batteries while you weren't looking. "WHAT?!!! Don't look at me, the cat did it!"
My Ideal Match:
I am looking for someone with a good sense of humor, that knows their worth, that can enjoy life through living, loving, and laughter. I wanted to realize is bad at any time on any day that moment could be our last and to appreciate life while you have it .
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Sender must be Female.
Sender must be from the following country: United States.
Message must be at mininum 50 characters long.
Sender must have a profile picture.
Sender must be older than 18 years old and younger than 45 years old.
Sender must be Female.
Sender must be from the following country: United States.
Message must be at mininum 50 characters long.
Sender must have a profile picture.
Sender must be older than 18 years old and younger than 45 years old.
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