EvilJonkler: Evil Jonkler's Backstory
Basic:
119 year old Man, < 5' (< 152 cm)
Seeking:
Woman, for Long Term Relationship
Ethnicity:
Gray 
Body Type:
Prefers Not To Say
Personality:
Straight Edge
City:
Profession:
rabbi
Education:
PhD / Post Doctoral
Religion:
Jewish
Misc:
Regular Smoker, Drinks Regularly, Drugs Regularly
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More Details:
Martial Status:
Not Single/Not Looking
Hair Color:
Bald
Eye Color:
Other
Longest Relationship:
Over 30 years
Second Language:
Hindi
My Exercise Habits:
5+ Times Per Week
Has Children?
Prefer not to say
Want Children?
Yes
Has Pets?
Reptiles / Amphibians
Has Car?
No
Political Views:
Conservative
Postal Zip Code Area:
83120, WY
About Me:
:
Born in Nairobi, Kenya, Evil Jonkler came from two unusually short parents known as "the Nuggets." His chaotic life began when Hailey Welsh gifted him a hawk named Tuah, sparking wild adventures.
Teaming up with Patrick Bateman, Jonkler became notorious for his antics. He had a quirky obsession with cheese—often declaring, "I like my cheese drippy, bruh!" and would fanum tax his victims with his clever tricks.
One of his legendary escapades involved trying to stop IShowSpeed from showing his meat to Chica, while also hilariously joining Diddy, who was attempting to oil up for a music video.
Jonkler often blasted "Flight - Broken Boi Boi (AGGRESSIVE GAMING PHONK REMIX)" to fuel his energy. This winter, he's embracing mango maxxing and on the hunt for a big booty Latina in Wyoming, ready to "1 2 buckle his shoes" and dive into chaos.
With humor, mischief, and a trail of drippy cheese, Evil Jonkler became a legendary figure in his own right!
Born in Nairobi, Kenya, Evil Jonkler came from two unusually short parents known as "the Nuggets." His chaotic life began when Hailey Welsh gifted him a hawk named Tuah, sparking wild adventures.
Teaming up with Patrick Bateman, Jonkler became notorious for his antics. He had a quirky obsession with cheese—often declaring, "I like my cheese drippy, bruh!" and would fanum tax his victims with his clever tricks.
One of his legendary escapades involved trying to stop IShowSpeed from showing his meat to Chica, while also hilariously joining Diddy, who was attempting to oil up for a music video.
Jonkler often blasted "Flight - Broken Boi Boi (AGGRESSIVE GAMING PHONK REMIX)" to fuel his energy. This winter, he's embracing mango maxxing and on the hunt for a big booty Latina in Wyoming, ready to "1 2 buckle his shoes" and dive into chaos.
With humor, mischief, and a trail of drippy cheese, Evil Jonkler became a legendary figure in his own right!
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Evil Jonkler's Backstory:
Born in Nairobi, Kenya, Evil Jonkler came from two unusually short parents known as "the Nuggets." His chaotic life began when Hailey Welsh gifted him a hawk named Tuah, sparking wild adventures.
Teaming up with Patrick Bateman, Jonkler became notorious for his antics. He had a quirky obsession with cheese—often declaring, "I like my cheese drippy, bruh!" and would fanum tax his victims with his clever tricks.
One of his legendary escapades involved trying to stop IShowSpeed from showing his meat to Chica, while also hilariously joining Diddy, who was attempting to oil up for a music video.
Jonkler often blasted "Flight - Broken Boi Boi (AGGRESSIVE GAMING PHONK REMIX)" to fuel his energy. This winter, he's embracing mango maxxing and on the hunt for a big booty Latina in Wyoming, ready to "1 2 buckle his shoes"
!
Born in Nairobi, Kenya, Evil Jonkler came from two unusually short parents known as "the Nuggets." His chaotic life began when Hailey Welsh gifted him a hawk named Tuah, sparking wild adventures.
Teaming up with Patrick Bateman, Jonkler became notorious for his antics. He had a quirky obsession with cheese—often declaring, "I like my cheese drippy, bruh!" and would fanum tax his victims with his clever tricks.
One of his legendary escapades involved trying to stop IShowSpeed from showing his meat to Chica, while also hilariously joining Diddy, who was attempting to oil up for a music video.
Jonkler often blasted "Flight - Broken Boi Boi (AGGRESSIVE GAMING PHONK REMIX)" to fuel his energy. This winter, he's embracing mango maxxing and on the hunt for a big booty Latina in Wyoming, ready to "1 2 buckle his shoes"
!
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