UberME-UberEATS: Socially awkward but highly entertaining—like a TED Talk wi
Basic:
36 year old Man, 5'6" (168 cm)
Seeking:
Woman, for Lets Hang Out / Chat / Friends
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Body Type:
Some Extra Pounds
Personality:
Starving Artist
City:
Profession:
UberEats
Education:
High school
Religion:
Other
Misc:
Regular Smoker, Drinks Sometimes, No Drugs
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Martial Status:
Single
Hair Color:
Brown
Eye Color:
Green
Longest Relationship:
Over 6 years
Second Language:
No Second Language
My Exercise Habits:
I Don't Exercise Often
Has Children?
No
Want Children?
Undecided
Has Pets?
Dog(s)
Has Car?
No
Political Views:
I Dont Follow Politics
Postal Zip Code Area:
37901, TN
About Me:
Imagine if social anxiety, dark humor, and a love for late-night deep conversations had a human form—yeah, that’s me. I don’t drive, but I will absolutely navigate a drive-thru menu like a pro. If awkwardness was an Olympic sport, I’d have at least a silver medal (gold goes to the guy who waved back at someone who wasn’t waving at him).
I function on caffeine and questionable life choices, and I’m the kind of person who deep-dives into random topics at 3 AM. One night it’s philosophy, then ADHD Meds hit and it's "how to build an off-grid bunker with $5 and a dream." I start DIY projects with confidence and finish them with existential regret. I don’t have a car, but I do have a great appreciation for people who can tolerate my weirdness.
Not the smoothest talker in person, but once I’m comfortable, I’ll probably overshare some bizarre but interesting facts. If you like weird conversations, bad puns, and people who are way funnier over text than in person (until I get comfortable), we’ll get along just fine.
Let’s be awkward together. Or at least let’s see where this ride goes—preferably in your car.
I function on caffeine and questionable life choices, and I’m the kind of person who deep-dives into random topics at 3 AM. One night it’s philosophy, then ADHD Meds hit and it's "how to build an off-grid bunker with $5 and a dream." I start DIY projects with confidence and finish them with existential regret. I don’t have a car, but I do have a great appreciation for people who can tolerate my weirdness.
Not the smoothest talker in person, but once I’m comfortable, I’ll probably overshare some bizarre but interesting facts. If you like weird conversations, bad puns, and people who are way funnier over text than in person (until I get comfortable), we’ll get along just fine.
Let’s be awkward together. Or at least let’s see where this ride goes—preferably in your car.
My Ideal Match:
Looking for cool people who can appreciate weirdness in all its forms. If you’re into good conversations, bad decisions (the fun kind), or just need someone to trade memes with at 2 AM, let’s talk. Bonus points if you’ve ever ordered food just because the delivery driver seemed nice.
Interests / Keywords:
awkward but funny dark humor overthinking things conspiracy theories takeout expert diy disasters socially anxious but worth it doesn’t drive but has great playlists let’s be weird together sarcasm enthusiast late-night convos uber but make it romantic lost but optimistic caffeine-fueled meme collector introvert with extrovert moments music junkie adhd brain existential thinker small talk dropout deep conversations mildly chaotic socially awkward but entertaining
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