Relaxing on my back deck with a beer and my best friend Hank, 2025
Walking Hank while his friend Ellie smells his butt, 2023.
Relaxing on the front porch with my best friend Hank, 2025.
How do you piss off two groups of idiots with one hat? A Donald Trump yarmulke!
At work (home) with my new MAGA hat, 2025.
With T-Rac at Soup Sunday 2025.
member offline Dan615
59, Springfield
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member offline Dan615: ISN'T ONLINE DATING FUN? (Insert sarcastic emoji here...)


Basic:
59 year old Man, 5'7" (170 cm)
Seeking:
Woman, for Boyfriend / Girlfriend
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Body Type:
Average
Personality:
Free Thinker
Profession:
Cruncher of Large Numbers
Education:
Bachelors Degree
Religion:
Non-religious
Misc:
Non-smoker, Drinks Regularly, No Drugs
Relaxing on my back deck with a beer and my best friend Hank, 2025Walking Hank while his friend Ellie smells his butt, 2023.Relaxing on the front porch with my best friend Hank, 2025.How do you piss off two groups of idiots with one hat? A Donald Trump yarmulke!At work (home) with my new MAGA hat, 2025.With T-Rac at Soup Sunday 2025.
Relaxing on my back deck with a beer and my best friend Hank, 2025
Relaxing on my back deck with a beer and my best friend Hank, 2025
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Martial Status:
Single
Hair Color:
Black
Eye Color:
Brown
Longest Relationship:
Over 2 years
Second Language:
No Second Language
My Exercise Habits:
1-2 Times Per Week
Has Children?
No
Want Children?
No
Has Pets?
Dog(s)
Has Car?
Yes
Political Views:
Libertarian
Postal Zip Code Area:
37172, TN

About Me:

I was born and raised in NY and sadly, NY followed me to Nashville. I tell my old NYC friends that Tennessee is an awful place to live so that they will not move here. You’re welcome! After living in East Nashville for 14 years I recently bought a house in Springfield, TN. I work from home, randomly banging on a computer keyboard until something coherent appears.

I have all my teeth, an 800+ credit score, and a clean criminal record. I can kill large bugs and lift heavy things. I take care of myself. You should too. Healthy diet, active lifestyle, healthy weight, no smoking or hard drugs. I plan on aging gracefully, not that I was ever graceful when I was young. I like good whiskey but cannot remember the last time I had more than three drinks, and not because I blacked out. I like to have a good time, but I am a responsible adult. I am not interested in dating someone who acts like I did 40 years ago! (Okay, maybe 30 years ago…) We are at the age where we should make good decisions. Maybe I can be your good decision. I believe in personal accountability, including my own.

I enjoy live music at bars and small to mid-sized venues. I am a fan of classic (pre-1980) films, and do not watch woke remakes. I will listen to anything except rap and my Spotify playlist includes everything from Duke Ellington to Slayer. I enjoy reading history, biographies, and non-fiction books. I enjoy dining at smaller, ethnic restaurants and will try just about anything that will not kill me.

I enjoy the outdoors. Hiking, kayaking, and general exploring keep me feeling young, although sometimes they can make me feel old and thankful for ibuprofen.

I became a fan of the Houston Oilers in the early 1970s and I remain a Tennessee Titans fan. I also root for the NY Rangers. I know, depressing, right?

Politically, socially, and morally, I am a freethinker, and not a team player. If I had to label myself I would consider myself a libertarian, but not one of those lunatics who want to open our borders, privatize our roads, and close state schools. Live your life as you see fit, but do not harm others or expect others to pay for your choices. No two people are going to agree on everything, but I can disagree with others without hating or demonizing them. Except if you are a Baltimore Ravens fan.

My best friend is 75.5% Great Pyrenees and 7.8% Labrador Retriever, with the remainder a possible mix of Boxer, Chow Chow, and American Pit Bull. Yes, I paid $159 for a DNA test.

My Ideal Match:

What I am looking for:
Honesty. Let’s not waste time with things like filtered photos. There is nothing wrong with looking like you are in your 50s, if you are in your 50s! And walking to the convenience store to buy cigarettes is not exercising.

Be healthy. No smokers, no fat women, no heavy drug users. Your health is YOUR responsibility, and we ain't getting any younger!

Be single, REALLY SINGLE, available, and ready to go out for drinks or coffee. I am not looking for a pen pal, or to trade text messages for a month before meeting. That being said, literacy is very sexy. So is numeracy.

People who post photos with their young kids, grand-kids, nieces, nephews, etc. are terrifying, and not because I do not like children but because it is indicative of extremely poor judgement. This is a dating website. You do not know what kind of stalkers, perverts, and other nutcases are looking at those photos. Leave the kids out of them.

Be within an hour’s drive of Springfield TN, home of the world’s finest dark-fired tobacco! (Yes, here they pride themselves on producing a known carcinogen.) I am not looking for a long-distance relationship.

And in case you have not noticed, I have a sense of humor. If you go through life looking for reasons to be offended, instead of reasons to laugh and be happy, then we are not a match.

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